Monday, June 29, 2009

Hockey Tatto Art 2: PASS or FAIL

PASS. Nothing quite like a hockey fan. This guy is obviously from the north and probably Canadian. Can't be from the south or it would just say "Breed Apart" with a picture of his cousin instead of a goalie mask. (Ouch, I went there)

FAIL. Big, fat fail. The location is OK since it's a female leg, but... It's an Avalanche tattoo! Way to have the worst team in the Western Conference permanently drawn on your leg. You must be so proud.

PASS. Nice coloring and I like the idea. Not a huge fan of Team Canada, but I do respect their fan's passion.

FAIL. First of all, what did I say about getting non-original six tattoos? Don't do it! They'll change their logo in the blink of an eye in order to generate revenue. Even team colors are not safe. Sadly, not only does this poor fool have an outdated logo on his shoulder, it's BACKWARDS! Way to go, Ace.

PASS. Darren McCarty can have a tattoo of a pink bunny on his arm and it's a PASS. Go ahead and tell him otherwise...

BOTH. OK, I like Star Wars as much as the next guy, but Yoda and Hockey don't really mix. "5-hole, will I shoot. Mine, Stanley's Cup will be." Sorry, I don't buy it.

FFFFFFAIL. Most epic fail of them all. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but someday, Crosby won't be "Sid the Kid" even if he still acts like one down the road. That's right, someday Sid's peach fuzz will turn gray. And what happens if he gets traded? We all know how well Pittsburgh fans handle losing players. A million people acting like a woman scorn.

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